ARGH! NEW SKETCH! NEW SKETCH! NEW SKTECH!NEWSKETTCH"1NEWSKTENC!RDJLWEJFJ
KLSEKJCSMMVML!!!!1111ONEONEONE
And for this, we have Josh and Leo to thank.
Right.
Sexy Boy by Air.
Corridor at school, people standing around, casual, looking around nervously.
Singing starts, in comes Inappropriate Stephen, slow-mo. Licking lips, nodding, pointing and winking etc.
Verse 1, approaches girl who looks like she's feeling a mixture of horror and arousal. Licks her face or something disgusting, points at her and mouths the word 'you', winks, rubs body, touches breast.
THE BESTTHESBESTHTEBSTJEFKLEFKLSD!!!!222TWOTWOTWO
Showing posts with label sketch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sketch. Show all posts
Wednesday, 21 May 2008
Tuesday, 13 May 2008
Terry Says Hush: Confessor
Terry Says Hush: Confessor was recently released, originally written to be the first Terry Says Hush sketch.
Sunday, 23 March 2008
Saturday, 22 March 2008
NO SNOW FOR YOU
'NO SNOW FOR YOU' is a sketch about a little girl who wakes up to find that it is snowing. She rushes to the window, then to the door to put on her coat and scarf and shoes. She runs outside only to find a nasty man (preferably with a cape - but maybe dressed as a) a headteacher or b) a caretaker) with a massive bag of salt, scattering it onto the virgin snow and laughing manically. Bastard.
Frank's Video Blog
Created by Josh, this idea is intended to be a stop-frame claymation of a man sitting at his computer, gossiping and generally discussing everything ever.
Topics:
- MySpace
- His neighbour (who looks EXACTLY like him)
- A 'best lawn' competition (which his neighbour wins)
- His wife, who he believes to be cheating on him (probably with the neighbour)
- 2 Girls, 1 Cup ("What's this? '2 Girls, 1 Cup'...")
This is what the man looks like so far, as sculpted by The Jones.
Topics:
- MySpace
- His neighbour (who looks EXACTLY like him)
- A 'best lawn' competition (which his neighbour wins)
- His wife, who he believes to be cheating on him (probably with the neighbour)
- 2 Girls, 1 Cup ("What's this? '2 Girls, 1 Cup'...")
This is what the man looks like so far, as sculpted by The Jones.
Genital Awareness
A-ha! While we were sitting around talking, the topic of genital awareness arose. As it does. This evolved into a group discussion on what would happen if a baby got genital awareness during its own birth. And so this sketch was born.
A pregnant woman is lying in bed, huffing and panting while nurses stand around looking worriedly between her legs. There is a close up on her 'opening up' (shall we put it?) and a babies head popping out. The baby blinks once or twice and looks curiously around until it suddenly becomes genitally aware and starts screaming.
B: AAAARGHHHH I'VE GOT GENITAL AWARENESS!!! SHIT I'M IN A VAGINA!! I AM IN MY MOTHERS VAGINA!! MY HEAD IS IN MY MOTHERS VAGINA OH GOD PLEASE SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE THIS IS MORALLY WRONG!!!! ARRRRRRGHHHHHHH GENITALS ALL AROUND MY FACE!!! ARRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!
It flails its little arms around and eventually pops out.
Le End.
A pregnant woman is lying in bed, huffing and panting while nurses stand around looking worriedly between her legs. There is a close up on her 'opening up' (shall we put it?) and a babies head popping out. The baby blinks once or twice and looks curiously around until it suddenly becomes genitally aware and starts screaming.
B: AAAARGHHHH I'VE GOT GENITAL AWARENESS!!! SHIT I'M IN A VAGINA!! I AM IN MY MOTHERS VAGINA!! MY HEAD IS IN MY MOTHERS VAGINA OH GOD PLEASE SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE THIS IS MORALLY WRONG!!!! ARRRRRRGHHHHHHH GENITALS ALL AROUND MY FACE!!! ARRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!
It flails its little arms around and eventually pops out.
Le End.
Terry Says Hush: Sweets
Yesterday we created our first 'Terry Says Hush' and here is the result. Some quotes in response:
"HAHAHAAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAA" - Will
"Terry-fying." (bad pun.)
"There is more emotion in that beard than in both of the lead actors. The Oscar nomination was well deserved."
Anyway, have a look, a listen, and maybe even a little grope.
"HAHAHAAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAA" - Will
"Terry-fying." (bad pun.)
"There is more emotion in that beard than in both of the lead actors. The Oscar nomination was well deserved."
Anyway, have a look, a listen, and maybe even a little grope.
Saturday, 16 February 2008
Sketch 4b
In later sketches, others join in to create an amazing symphony based around disgusting noises she makes.
In another, the male joins in until F1 leaves.
In another, the male joins in until F1 leaves.
Sketch 4 - ERRRR
2 females, 1 male
F1 introducing
F1: Heya Suze, this is Mike. Mike, this is Suze.
F2: Hi
M: Hey
[obvious camera angles to indicate attraction between F2 and M1]
F1: You know, Mike was just telling me about himself. Turns out you guys grew up in the same area.
F2: Really?
F1: Yeah, and his parents were gardeners too
F2: Oh?
M: Yeah... they're dead now...
F2: Oh my Gosh, mine too... You know, this reminds me of a song...
EEEEEEEEEEEEHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH [makes a series of various disgusting noises that in some places may pass as songs but in others would pass as the anal excretations of a whale]
F1 introducing
F1: Heya Suze, this is Mike. Mike, this is Suze.
F2: Hi
M: Hey
[obvious camera angles to indicate attraction between F2 and M1]
F1: You know, Mike was just telling me about himself. Turns out you guys grew up in the same area.
F2: Really?
F1: Yeah, and his parents were gardeners too
F2: Oh?
M: Yeah... they're dead now...
F2: Oh my Gosh, mine too... You know, this reminds me of a song...
EEEEEEEEEEEEHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH [makes a series of various disgusting noises that in some places may pass as songs but in others would pass as the anal excretations of a whale]
Sketch 3 - Mr Suave
Sex man
Jo plays a suave young player and his various disgusting attempts at sexual moves/positions e.g. Spiderman, The Houdini, Torpedo, One-Legged Leprechaun
One-Legged Leprechaun
J comes out of bathroom with various objects, starting off normal (candle, chocolates, a rose, condoms etc) to more bizarre objects (a cucumber, a leprechaun, a false leg)
K: No.
[J ushers out 3 large Germans in lederhosen]
J: It's off, guys.
G: Vat? Dost she not vant our [insert name of disgusting German sausage here] (innuendo) [holds up sausage]
Jo plays a suave young player and his various disgusting attempts at sexual moves/positions e.g. Spiderman, The Houdini, Torpedo, One-Legged Leprechaun
One-Legged Leprechaun
J comes out of bathroom with various objects, starting off normal (candle, chocolates, a rose, condoms etc) to more bizarre objects (a cucumber, a leprechaun, a false leg)
K: No.
[J ushers out 3 large Germans in lederhosen]
J: It's off, guys.
G: Vat? Dost she not vant our [insert name of disgusting German sausage here] (innuendo) [holds up sausage]
Sketch 2 - Terry Says Hush
J is reading a Terry Goodkind book. Voiceover reading aloud some of the book (which we will write ourselves) - on the back is a picture of Kirsty dressed as Terry Goodkind
J: What?! That makes no sense!!
in trots Kirsty dressed as Terry Goodkind
K: Hush...[covers mouth with finger, slipping and putting finger in mouth]
J: What?! That makes no sense!!
in trots Kirsty dressed as Terry Goodkind
K: Hush...[covers mouth with finger, slipping and putting finger in mouth]
Thursday, 14 February 2008
Animals
I thought it would be pretty cool to film Kirsty's many animals looking around while we say some serious political stuff over the top in the style of those really old sci-fi films.
Caris, her border collie will have had a love affair with Maisy (a cat who will have a googley eye on her forehead). Milo (another cat) will play the unreliable Emperor of some place (yes, vague - I know) and their rabbit will only speak in unintelligable screams which will then be captioned.
More later...
Caris, her border collie will have had a love affair with Maisy (a cat who will have a googley eye on her forehead). Milo (another cat) will play the unreliable Emperor of some place (yes, vague - I know) and their rabbit will only speak in unintelligable screams which will then be captioned.
More later...
Sketch 1 - Leo's Lunch
Ok. A brand new idea. After deciding we have way too many short comedy sketch ideas we finally decided to just compile them all into one show-type-thing. So here goes:
Idea 1: based on a real life incident told to us by Leo in which a man explodes under the wheels of a car. She is then unable to finish her lunch. We intend to change it slightly as locations such as we initially intended to use are hard to come by (a cafeteria opening onto a road on which we can stage someone getting run over by a car). For this reason, we now hope to film it from her perspective on a bench eating from a lunch box.
[Two men have a fight, switches to pers. of M1 who watches as M2 runs away. M1 turns around as you hear the squeal of breaks - camera falls onto floor on side and blood runs out. It then cuts to see Leo look down at her meal.]
L: Now I can't eat my lunch!
[L's P.O.V. to see that her lunch is in fact a small bloody body. An ambulence enters and carries off the body.]
We hope to film her lunch in stop-frame claymation.
Idea 1: based on a real life incident told to us by Leo in which a man explodes under the wheels of a car. She is then unable to finish her lunch. We intend to change it slightly as locations such as we initially intended to use are hard to come by (a cafeteria opening onto a road on which we can stage someone getting run over by a car). For this reason, we now hope to film it from her perspective on a bench eating from a lunch box.
[Two men have a fight, switches to pers. of M1 who watches as M2 runs away. M1 turns around as you hear the squeal of breaks - camera falls onto floor on side and blood runs out. It then cuts to see Leo look down at her meal.]
L: Now I can't eat my lunch!
[L's P.O.V. to see that her lunch is in fact a small bloody body. An ambulence enters and carries off the body.]
We hope to film her lunch in stop-frame claymation.
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