NO SNOW FOR YOU

'NO SNOW FOR YOU' is a sketch about a little girl who wakes up to find that it is snowing. She rushes to the window, then to the door to put on her coat and scarf and shoes. She runs outside only to find a nasty man (preferably with a cape - but maybe dressed as a) a headteacher or b) a caretaker) with a massive bag of salt, scattering it onto the virgin snow and laughing manically. Bastard.