A-ha! While we were sitting around talking, the topic of genital awareness arose. As it does. This evolved into a group discussion on what would happen if a baby got genital awareness during its own birth. And so this sketch was born.
A pregnant woman is lying in bed, huffing and panting while nurses stand around looking worriedly between her legs. There is a close up on her 'opening up' (shall we put it?) and a babies head popping out. The baby blinks once or twice and looks curiously around until it suddenly becomes genitally aware and starts screaming.
B: AAAARGHHHH I'VE GOT GENITAL AWARENESS!!! SHIT I'M IN A VAGINA!! I AM IN MY MOTHERS VAGINA!! MY HEAD IS IN MY MOTHERS VAGINA OH GOD PLEASE SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE THIS IS MORALLY WRONG!!!! ARRRRRRGHHHHHHH GENITALS ALL AROUND MY FACE!!! ARRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!
It flails its little arms around and eventually pops out.
Le End.
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