Saturday 16 February 2008

Sketch 3 - Mr Suave

Sex man
Jo plays a suave young player and his various disgusting attempts at sexual moves/positions e.g. Spiderman, The Houdini, Torpedo, One-Legged Leprechaun

One-Legged Leprechaun
J comes out of bathroom with various objects, starting off normal (candle, chocolates, a rose, condoms etc) to more bizarre objects (a cucumber, a leprechaun, a false leg)
K: No.
[J ushers out 3 large Germans in lederhosen]
J: It's off, guys.
G: Vat? Dost she not vant our [insert name of disgusting German sausage here] (innuendo) [holds up sausage]

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