Saturday 16 February 2008

Sketch 4 - ERRRR

2 females, 1 male
F1 introducing
F1: Heya Suze, this is Mike. Mike, this is Suze.
F2: Hi
M: Hey
[obvious camera angles to indicate attraction between F2 and M1]
F1: You know, Mike was just telling me about himself. Turns out you guys grew up in the same area.
F2: Really?
F1: Yeah, and his parents were gardeners too
F2: Oh?
M: Yeah... they're dead now...
F2: Oh my Gosh, mine too... You know, this reminds me of a song...
EEEEEEEEEEEEHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH [makes a series of various disgusting noises that in some places may pass as songs but in others would pass as the anal excretations of a whale]

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