New sketch ideas

Inappropiate Stephen: Internet Chatrooms
Starring: Jo and other female (Leo, Kirsty?)

G1 sits at computer talking to someone online (SexiSteve, SteveMeister etc). Blah, blah, blah, "ur so fitt lets meet up" etc, sketch ends with the other chatter as Stephen.


Inappropriate Stephen: Full Moon
Starring: Jo (and others?)
Jo wakes up, moustache half on, hair wet, eyebrows smudged
"Oh no, not again..." She looks at moon and has flashbacks to various inappropriate instances.


Terry Says Hush: God
Starring: Kirsty, other
Someone is in a church, praying.
"God... Why did she have to die, God? Why?"
Terry hushes them and leaves.


Robbing Campers
Starring: people to be the couple, plus 3+ chavs
Couple camping worry about being robbed of their camping equipment in the middle of a forest.
"Well who's going to come all the way out here just to steal a tent and some pans?"
Meanwhile, chavs in town ponder over the nights events.
"What now?"
"I know, mate. Let's go and nick a tent off some campers!"
They trek over fields and hills and nick the tent while the couple are elsewhere.


Speed Dating
Starring: Kirsty, Jo, Josh, Leo
Girl on a speed date meets Terry Goodkind, Edgar Allen Poe and Stephen King.
"Right, that's IT!"
*touches breast hopefully*
"Get off me."


Terry Says Hush: Terry Speaks
Starring: Kirsty, Jo
Terry sits at his desk, reading his own novel (preferably same location as Confessor).
"Wait...This really doesn't make any sense!"
In comes Jo as Terry and hushes him.


Terry Says Hush: Chuck Norris
???


Inappropriate Stephen: Hide and Seek
???


Inappropriate Stephen: All Over the World
News reports, etc...???


Inappropriate Stephen: Petals
Starring: Dan, Kirsty/Leo, Jo
Dan lies on a bed, romantically, with a rose in his teeth. Barry White plays and petals fall from the top of the camera.
Woman: "You're so bloody cheesy! :@"
Zooms out to see Stephen throwing the petals pathetically.


Moulin Rouge/Love Medley (Inappropriate Stephen?)
Starring: Kirsty/Leo, Jo
Elephant Love Medley, either sung with Stephen instead of Christian or if Christian didn't exist and was instead sung by the Duke.


Terry Says Hush: Brocolli
Starring: Kirsty, Elizabeth, Olivia
"Mommy, what's for tea?"
"Brocolli"
Hush.


Terry Says Hush: Scriptwriting
Starring: Kirsty, Jo, other?
"Wait...this isn't even funny. It doesn't make sense"
Hush


Tekken style RENT
Starring: Dan, Josh
???


Moomin Spit Roast
Starring: everyone
???


Virginity Thief
Starring: Jo, 3 males
Three boys innocently minding their own business are jumped on by Jo and put in a sack. They leave the bush, strutting to funky music.


70's Cops
Starring: Jo, Kirsty, Josh, Dan, Leo
???


Wizard Battle
Starring: Josh, Dan
???


Nazi Lunch
Starring: 3 boys/2 boys + Viking?
"Yay! I've got jelly and peanut sandwiches!"
"I've got strawberry yoghurt!"
"What have you got, Timmy?"
Timmy unwraps a Swastika.
"Nazi"


Knitwear Advert
Starring: Josh, Dan
???


Jetfighter Sex
???


Edgar Allen-Poe: Picnic
Starring: Josh and family
Family having a picnic, Edgar drops upside-down from a nearby tree and screams.


Edgar Allen-Poe: Flaming
Starring: Josh
Something about a flaming penis?
???


Edgar Allen-Poe: Pub
Starring: Josh, Dan, female
Dan takes advantage of a woman and Edgar stops him.
???


Binary Valentines
Starring: lotds of kids
All the kids in a class get Valetines cards except for one. When he looks down again, there is one. He opens it. It reads 01001110101011000101
He turns around and it zooms in on the class computer.


Inappropriate Stephen: Father
Starring: Josh, Thomas?
Childhood of Stephen


Advert - Terry Says Hush
???


J.K. Rowling
???


Where's Waldo?
??? Something about someones cousin who keeps disappearing?

Where's Wally?
???

Improved Sweets and Kitchen

With this, I added some music and edited the clips in time to make it more fluent.



With this sketch, all I needed to do was fade out the music and fade in the audio. Simple as.

A Day at Long Road

Today

Today was a busy day indeed. Firstly, thanks to our mentor training and being spotted in the school prospectus, we've been hired to make two short films for the school. This in turn got us another job filming the fashion showcase.

Today we filmed part 1 of 'A Day in the Life at Long Road' and after school, the fashion showcase.

It's all go.

I felt professional, which I guess I am now.

An Idea

A girl sits at a table outside a cafe, a blank expression on her face. People around her move around like a blur.

Cut to a boy finding a key on the floor. He picks it up, confused, looking for the lock to which the key belongs. He wanders around and it cuts back to the girl. You can see this time a lock on her chest. It now becomes split screen as the girl sits at the table and the boy looks for the lock. He eventually comes upon her and unlocks the lock. They both smile.

Inappropriate Stephen: Sexy Boy

ARGH! NEW SKETCH! NEW SKETCH! NEW SKTECH!NEWSKETTCH"1NEWSKTENC!RDJLWEJFJ
KLSEKJCSMMVML!!!!1111ONEONEONE


And for this, we have Josh and Leo to thank.

Right.

Sexy Boy by Air.

Corridor at school, people standing around, casual, looking around nervously.
Singing starts, in comes Inappropriate Stephen, slow-mo. Licking lips, nodding, pointing and winking etc.
Verse 1, approaches girl who looks like she's feeling a mixture of horror and arousal. Licks her face or something disgusting, points at her and mouths the word 'you', winks, rubs body, touches breast.


THE BESTTHESBESTHTEBSTJEFKLEFKLSD!!!!222TWOTWOTWO

Terry Says Hush: Confessor

Terry Says Hush: Confessor was recently released, originally written to be the first Terry Says Hush sketch.